1.When pupils are too smart :
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand….
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s… Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
2.When teachers are too smart :
The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:
„Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?” „Here”
„Achmed El Kabul?” „Here”
„Fatima Al Hayek? ” „Here”
„Ali Abdul Olmi?” „Here”
„Mohammed Bin Kadir?” „Here”
„Ali Son al En” – silence in the classroom .
„Ali Son al En” – continued silence as everyone looked around the room .
Schalom Otniella. I was laughing in a loud voice when I read all these jokes here.
May God of Israel bless you and keep you strenghtened on His path…
Sarut mainile.Ne binedispuneti de dimineata cand intram pe blogul Dvs. Am ras in hohot mai ales la punctul 2. Un mare adevar exprimat intr-o forma comica geniala.
O primavara insorita va doresc !
Thanks Otniella !!!!!! A spot of laugh is always welcome everyday. Hope you are well in your serving for GOD of Israel. Be sure we pray for you here.GOD Bless You !!!!!
Foarte nostim !! Ca profesoara de engleza a unor asemenea pitici , pot sa spun ca au dreptate bietii teacheri sa fie exasperati de raspunsurile elevilor. ca trebuie sa se ajunga la ” rabdarea easfintilor ” de multe ori in invatamant. Si nimeni nu ne lauda pentru ea … Thanks , too, Otniella !
Sarut mana ! E super si haios dialogul intre elevi si profesor…shalom.
Să creşti mare Otniela. Mersi pentru glumiţele acestea care m-au binedispus. Copiii sunt adorabili când sunt cuminţi în rest numai mamă şi tată să nu fii.
Să fii păzită de Puterea lui Adonay. Shalom ha kadosh !!!!!!!
Wou…. thanks a lot dear Otniella. I love jokes… especially smart children s ones. May God bless you !!!!!!!!
This is an wonderful joke. Fit for laughing…..Thanks Otniella . Barukh HaShem !
Draga Otniela nu stiu cum sunt copiii din Anglia dar pe cei din USA , din bisericile noastre crestine romane dupa Evanghelie ne straduim sa ii crestem in frica de Domnul. Grija noastra este sa nu ne pierdem copii in dezastrul de necredinta care se abate peste intreaga lume. Ne-am bucura fratii din Romania sa se roage si pentru noi cei de departe …caci noi va purtam pe toti in rugaciuni , multumiri si mijlociri…Dumnezeu sa va toarne belsug de har. Shalom…
shalom. sora Otniela va rog din suflet sa scrieti in romana deoarece eu (si altii ca mine poate ) am facut in scoala rusa franceza si germana si nu prea inteleg engleza. va multumesc !
Schabbat Schalom Otniella bat Zion ! may the Almighty King of Israel sustain your life and ministry in Romania.. we do pray for all of you messianics there. BARUKH HABBAH HA MASHIACH !!!!! rejoyce in the Lord !
Va multumesc pentru participarea la acest topic, Prieteni , si va astept cu drag si la celelate articole de pe acest blog. Vizile Dvs ma onoreaza.
Va doresc un Shabat in care Yeshua Ha Mashiach , Domnul Shabatului , sa fie inaltat si onorat. Glorie Mielului lui Dumnezeu care a ridicat pacatul lumii!
Shabat Shalom !
I want to thank you, my Friends, for all your coming and taking part this topic. I `m waiting for you forward at the other articles this site.Your visits makes me feel happy and honoured.
I wish you a Shabbat time in wich Yeshua Ha Mashiach , the Lord of Shabbat, is lifted up. May the Lamb of God , that took away the sins of the world, be glorified.
Shabbat Shalom !
Super! Mi-a placut mult postarea si chiar o portie de ras e bine venita! Dumnezeul lui Avraam, Isaac si Iacov sa fie cu noi, cu toti!